Wednesday, December 2, 2015

She made a man out of him, a dead man but a man nonetheless.

Hi,

How long has it been?

Fuck knows. I could check the date stamps, but who rightly has any time for that these days?
I guess it's irrelevant no? Okay, getting to the point:

This blog will be my main blog from now on. Regarding Vampire Jay or any other of my various illustrious and frankly kind of raunchy works. So, okay, enjoy.

I'll be talking about the process (without getting too pretentious. I hope!) and the reasoning behind said process? Yes. I'm not really sure. I have this list, it says I need a blog, I was like, who the fuck cares what I think if it's not in fictitious form? I mean, I've seen those fuckers on The Facebook (so very amused with themselves.) I never got it. I always use Facebook for comedic reasons ( whether it be trolling or otherwise.) Who cares how I feel about Politics? Or if I've had a fight with my bottle of lotion? Or if I've decided to go on a diet (Which I have. Which, I must say has been a couple of futile attempts thus far. It's December after all. The month of eatery?)

Maybe I've been doing it all wrong? Maybe I should give in and make it all about me? Meh, but how funny would that be?

Really now?

Yours truly,

Jakobi Kid

(No Relation.)

Mwah.

(Here's a cute photo of one of our dogs. His name is Pom. Everybody wants him. Probably 'cause he's cute and shit?)